In order to proceed to the wonderful, interactive swearing sensation that is Limmy's Swearing Xylophone- you must say out loud "I am over 18 or at least of the kind of nature that doesn't get easily offended by swear words... especially the big one." before clicking the button below.

A bit louder please, so the built-in voice recognition software can hear you.

If you wish to proceed, press the button below or just navigate to another part of the site to save your sensibilities.