I worry about getting old, but not for the usual reasons. I don't overly worry about the usual things like, will I end up on some local...

Striking out for exercise (within government guidelines) and peace to think had unexpected consequences. Staying in and playing games...

So - you think this is a blog-post about my personal life? A deep insight into my marriage? Eh, no. Get a grip. I'm going to talk...

"Stay away from me, or risk a severe tutting as I walk away muttering "inconsiderate cunt!" into my face-mask."